Feel like poop.

Feel like poop.

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Everything I touch becomes a lesbian.
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Hi tumblr….havent really been on in a while again cuz you know….i have a life now kinda….and im never home….wordpress is getting boring since i dont share my url with anyone….anyways im not so fat anymore….
and my bands are getting attention….opened for Silverstein.opened for Coheed and Cambria.my other band that I just joined is opening for Adam Ant.
gonna be opening for We Came As Romansand Crown The EmpireAlesana….A Skylit Drive….etc…
I teach music, and park cars now days for a living….graduated from college and stuff….cool….
fuckyeahsnsdmissa has been dead for a while since i havent had time to be on or fill my queue as much as i used to…
still single cuz im in love with lesbians….you know how that goes….
yeah…okay…thats all for now…

Hi tumblr….havent really been on in a while again cuz you know….i have a life now kinda….and im never home….

wordpress is getting boring since i dont share my url with anyone….

anyways im not so fat anymore….

and my bands are getting attention….
opened for Silverstein.
opened for Coheed and Cambria.
my other band that I just joined is opening for Adam Ant.

gonna be opening for We Came As Romans
and Crown The Empire
Alesana….A Skylit Drive….
etc…

I teach music, and park cars now days for a living….
graduated from college and stuff….cool….

fuckyeahsnsdmissa has been dead for a while since i havent had time to be on or fill my queue as much as i used to…

still single cuz im in love with lesbians….you know how that goes….

yeah…okay…

thats all for now…

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Josh’s 2012 summary.
This is the summary of things that happened to me this year. 
  • January: The beginning of the year was looking bright, final AET class and such….music stuff w/ Monster C.C.
  • February: Came and went, not into Valentines day anyways so it was whatever. Monster C.C.’s first no suck fest fund raiser show yay!
  • March: BOTB w/ Crossroad Rebels. We lost cuz we suck. Codies last show. Kawaii Kon!
  • April: April first No Suck fest show at EMS(was awesome). Dont remember anything else. Oh, West of Syria and Super Nice minus Kiya plus Me…lol 
  • May: Finished fourth semester of college. Music making with myself and a loop pedal.
  • June: Hung out with highschool friends like crazy. Chilling at Jerome’s house for days and the only reason to go home was because we ran out of clean clothes.
  • July: I played like 5 shows in a row with Super Nice(thus people thinking I was in Super Nice), NO SUCK FEST 4!!!!!!!!!!! Monster C.C. played it. Other friends bands played it. I met this pretty green haired girl named Sophie. she found me on fb :). Could she be the one?(idk)…She goes to college far away from here :(  
  • August: Drinking at Todd’s house CONSTANTLY. ewww school started. Wow a free DC4C concert ticket? might as well take it for the lols…omg Death Cab rawks…OMG ITS YOU GONNA IGNORE YOU!..-seconds later-..HI! IM JOSH SWITCH SPOTS WITH ME….hey you’re pretty….Oh cool you’re waaaay older then me….So ummm yeah, we should chill and gimmie your number and stuff….#swag….NICK’S BIRTHDAY! lol did nothing but hang out with friends. good times right?…remember green haired no suck fest girl? yeah she’s going back to college…. :( ….but hey we met Dave!….also hung out with Todd, Rawb, and Ed alot…
  • September: MONSTER CC COMEBACK OH YEAH! Oh hey, it’s my birthday! “Brah, you look hot….try drink dis wattah…-splashes on face- HEY EVERYONE! SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HIM!!!!” -Hotel St. sings happy birthday to me- :D omg best birthday ever seriously. We also drank wine and ate cheese…delicious….and mean girls lol…OH AND JOY FROM THE BOUGIES!!!!!!! hawt….and is a lesbian :(……but she’s awesome so its cool….hung out with Todd, Rawb, and Ed alot….
  • October: Yay! EMS house party show hell yeah! AT THE DRIVE IN COVER BAND! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNN!!!! thats about it….oh yeah more drinking….Super Smash Bro’s drinking game….hung out with Silence, The Giant alot….along with the usuals
  • November: Thanks Giving fat asses. didnt drink i think…or did we?…not much went on that month….still hung out with all my friends etc etc….alot

…..and December is when the greatest year ever goes into the toilet…..

  • December: FINISHED SCHOOL WITH STRAIGHT A’S MUH FAWKA.  THE GREATEST TEMPORARY BAND EVER AXIS OF THE BODY! but yeah…short lived since Dave was moving…. Drank an unholy amount of the devils nectar in one night with friends(apparently i talk alot, sing songs, and play guitar well in my drunken state), hungover and YOLO’d with shrooms(so we say hehehehehe). actually nothing happened..just celebrating Rawb’s birthday and Dave leaving us :(. END OF THE WORLD YOU SAY?! hah whatever….you know imma try my best to avoid the two chicks who grabbed my heart this year….”JOSH SOPHIES HERE” “AH SHIT. -guzzleguzzleguzzle- Fine….ill talk to her again.”….its cool cuz we hung out the rest of the night….I swear…those cookies those hippies gave me were rigged with something….runs out of things to talk about thus becoming me awkwardly hanging out with one of the prettiest girls I know…oh you gotta go now….okay bye….WAIT GIMMIE YOUR NUMBER!….alright cool I’ll text you later….sorry about the Mercury bar flop :( OTL FUCK. “ALRIGHT THATS OVER NOW I HOPE I DONT SEE- …..SHIT…” “HI! wanna hang out…no? cool….wait do I wanna hang out?….sorry im broke….ill buy you that bowl of pho eventually….ok bye….” DAMMIT RAWB WHATS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!?!?! -guzzleguzzleguzzle- -cries- “JOSH DAMMIT YOU NEED TO BE HAPPY AS<HFLSKHDLASJBGSKDNS<DMASD” “RAWB YOU’RE DRUNK SHHUSHH” -30 minutes later- HEY MERCURY BAR! TV MICROWAVE! WHOOOOAAAAAAAA THAT IS THE HAWTEST CHICK I EVER SAW….SHE’S INTRODUCING HERSELF TO ME?! HER NAME IS WENDY. Wait a minute….this keoni dude looks familiar….ANYWAYS LONG STORY SHORT I DIDNT KNOW WENDY WAS SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE AND INEBRIATED AT THE SAME TIME AND TRYING TO TALK TO ALL OF US AND TRIED TO DANCE WITH ME AND MY FRIENDS AND GET IN MY PICTURES. FUCK WOE IS ME OMG IM SAD NOW OTL -depression- I’m such a failure….sure I can talk to these chicks for the most part but I cant get any further due to my low self esteem….at least it’s christmas….came and went…wendy is still on my mind as well as sophie and that other chick because i’m a failure at best and an ugly one too….so sad….so so sad….my car is broken but i fixed it….im gonna hang out with friends now because that’s all I can do now since they accept me for the most part more so than some of my ass hole family members and their shirts that state the indirect direct obvious(not parents) but seriously wtf…..I suck at living…..anyways whatever….friends take my mind off of things….still thinking about my failures….sadness….anyways thats the bomb shell of the year to end….also we’re living in Mr. Feathers comatose state dream….okay happy new year.

Happy New Year. Cheers to 2012 ending and for 2013 a new beginning.

2013 Yolo right?

If you’re reading this future Josh….just remember….the friends you didnt meet in highschool are your best friends ever, and the ones you did only want to hang out rarely and never wanna do the things that you do because they dont really care to support your career paths and other endeavors and some of them are assholes….you know the ones who arent ass holes….you’re smart and wise….not exactly handsome but you get the point….know whats wrong and whats right….be the best ever and kick everyones ass who gets in the way of your goals….you think you’re not good enough? you probably arent just yet. so make yourself better! never stop trying to improve yourself. down in the dumps? GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE STOP BEING A PUSSY AND HAVE A POSITIVE ATTITUDE. YOU’RE ALWAYS DAMN SMILING SO THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU. KEEP GOING UNTIL YOU DIE. Stay close to God, future Josh.

Love,
-Josh G 


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i got a hair cut.its pretty much the same front just with the back all chopped off.
also its all nice and straight because i actually took a shower.

i got a hair cut.
its pretty much the same front just with the back all chopped off.

also its all nice and straight because i actually took a shower.

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old sku lol found this on facebook while being conceited.. lolbanquet and such..

old sku lol found this on facebook while being conceited.. lol
banquet and such..

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sometimes when im bored and doing homework i think to myself…

Damn….id be a pretty awesome chick…. too bad i aint gonna be letting dem guys get some so easily….


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Lols tiny mans hat XDDDDD
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Lols tiny mans hat XDDDDD

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LOLS chinamans hat XDDDDD

LOLS chinamans hat XDDDDD

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lols me with mah home boy! Da Akua(god) Kamapua&#8217;a XDDDDD
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lols me with mah home boy! Da Akua(god) Kamapua’a XDDDDD

loltextit luvs <3

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Back in the good ol’ dancing days.


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and i am done for the night lol

and i am done for the night lol

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I express myself through the art of rage comics.

I express myself through the art of rage comics.

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